The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) spent this past Friday patting itself on the back, announcing that the largest-ever outbreak of cyclosporiasis in the U.S. has finally ended.
There is a particular brand of corporate cynicism that emerges when a company discovers it can charge the customer for a crisis and then pocket the government’s apology for that same crisis.
The corporate class has perfected the art of the optimistic press release—a carefully curated narrative designed to convince investors that the headwinds they themselves created…
When you read about a massive food recall, involving jalapeños that traveled from Sinaloa, Mexico, to shelves at Walmart, Target, Trader Joe’s, and Whole Foods, it sounds like bad luck.
The language of progress has a nasty habit of sounding suspiciously like the sound of money changing hands—a crisp, corporate ka-ching that drowns out everything else.